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Tuesday
09Mar2010

The Miracle of Not Finding Stuff

Have I stated this before?  I can't remember.  I'm going to be an aunt sometime soon! What does this mean? For one, my 'LV' fund has now become the 'spoil my nephew silly' fund.  The other day, I decided that since my brother couldn't find baby mittens, I would.  J-Unit asked her co-worker which mittens were good, found them online, and then sent me a link showing that they were at Toys R Us and Babies R Us, so I boogied out. The first stop was Toys R Us, and after 25 minutes of hiking up and down each aisle, I left frustrated.  Yes, I did ask an associate to help me locate them, and no, he did not locate them.

Next stop was Babies R Us.  Once again, I couldn't find them, and asked an associate.  She can't be cream of the crop material, because the first thing she told me was that she had trouble finding items on the floor (yes, my confidence is waning).  Then she asked another associate, who said he didn't know where they were.  Not to be deterred, we asked the associate working at the baby register to help us locate the mittens.  She?  Went to the manager who said that if they weren't at a particular aisle, then they don't have any.  This is all after I told them that the website showed that they had 8 pairs IN STORE.  

I understand that there can be discrepancies between what the website says and what is in store.  Sometimes customers randomly drop items around because halfway through the jaunt they decide they don't want a particular item.  Or its in the return bin waiting to be re-shelved.  That's all ok.  But when your website shows that there are 8 pairs and you can't find any of them?  Dude, the internal warning bells would be blaring loud and hard.  Obviously there's an inventory management problem.  Missing one or two of an item is understandable, but when you can't find a single item? Panic? Of course not.  Not the fine employees at Toys R Us.  They politely told me they can't find them and, 'sorry!  Have a nice day!'

How about offering to help me order it online right then and there?  Negatory captain.

How about taking down my info and contacting me when a new shipment comes in?  Negatory again, captain.

As I was walking out the store, BAM! Saw them.  Yes, I did pick up a couple because, 1.5 hours later, I did not want to return home empty handed.  

Babies R Us?  You are dead to me. 

Wednesday
03Mar2010

Pastime

It Might Not Be Cuban, but it Sure is Damn Good!!

Sunday
28Feb2010

You’d Think by My Actions That I Hate People in General

Sometimes that’s true, but more often than not, it’s false.  Sometimes, my actions are just the product of a non-functioning brain.  Let’s take today, for example.

The BF asked if I wanted Indian food for lunch.  While I have nothing against the Raleigh/Durham/Chapel Thrill area (I lie), it’s the least diverse place I’ve ever lived.  I was surprised there was even an Indian restaurant around.  Very surprised.  Since The BF and I have never eaten Indian food together, I jumped at the chance. 

OMG the food was good.  The chicken tiki marsala was yummy, but the best was some kind of chicken dish I couldn’t even pronounce.  It had to be laced with crack or something.  I couldn’t get enough.  I’m drooling just thinking about it.

After lunch, where was my next stop?  The airport (do you see where this is going?  If yes, then your neurons are firing at a much faster rate than mine).  It took me a few minutes to realize just how much I stank.  And it wasn’t just me; it was my jacket, my top, and my pants.  The only thing I could think of doing to curb the smell was chew gum and then blow onto myself.  Yes, it was a little weird.  More so for the people watching me than for myself. 

That didn’t work. 

I texted BFF J-Unit, and she suggested that I find a perfume/lotion shop.  This NOT being a big airport like LAX or JFK, there are no such shops.  So then she tells me to go to the chapel because they’d more than likely have something that smells nice.  I didn’t even know the airport had a chapel, but apparently they do.  J-Unit reasoned that a chapel has to have something that smells better than curry, and when I said that I doubt a chapel has anything that smells, she replied that people would want to smell good when they get married.  And here I was thinking that the airport had a chapel so that people could go there when a plane crashed or something…

My flight out of RDU got delayed by 1.5 hours, so I had to go on a later flight out of Chicago Midway.  Instead of getting into Houston at 7pm, I arrived at 10pm.

Still…smelling like Indian food.  And…I had the middle seat on the Chicago-Houston leg.  I’m not surprised that the woman to my left looked like she was kissing the window.

Wednesday
24Feb2010

I Think the World Would Be So Much More Interesting If My Ideas Were Implemented

I love the Olympics.  Love love love it.  I always get so patriotic whenever I see Americans competing.  Even if its for events like curling or biathlon, which I completely do not get, I still enjoying rooting for the Americans.  The BF and I were watching an event the other night (I forgot which one), and I came up with the next Olympic sport.  I turn to The BF and say, "OMG-I got it!! Ice hurdles!!!"  There's something akin to just dead silence on the other side of the bed, and I'm all like, "Seriously-isn't that a great idea?" 

So, according to The BF, no.  I thought that the name was pretty descriptive, but he still asked me what I meant, so I said that its like the hurdles in track, but only on ice.  And then he's all like, "What are you trying to accomplish with this?" Duh.  My legacy.  This is something I could be known for!  So what does he then ask me?  "Who invented basketball?"  I said, "Oh.  Mr. Basketball."  Wrong.  Its James Naismith.  And yes, I had to Google his name just now because I had already forgotten.  Next question.  "Who invented football?"  "I dunno.  Who?"  And The BF doesn't know either, but then asks me who invented baseball.  I said, "Mr. Baseball."  I was all excited when The BF said he didn't know it either, but then, oh...that was his point.  Supposedly people who invent sports don't get famous.

I still tried to push my idea, and asked him why it wasn't good.  How will people not watch ice hurdles? The BF says that its too dangerous so no one would participate, and I said, "Dude-people do the slalom and the super G, how is that any less dangerous?"  See? Its not. I didn't mention it could be further de-sissified by having the athletes use speed skating skates rather than figure skates.

IOC?  Contact me. I'm sure I've got a winner here.

 

Monday
22Feb2010

Backstage All Access

Our last day consisted of an early morning Keys to the Kingdom Tour. Its a 4 hour walking tour where we got to learn the history of Disney World.  We got to ride a couple of rides, but the best part was getting a tour of the Utilidor and learning how Walt and his brother, Roy, got Disney themeparks started.

How many times will you see Magic Kingdom this dead?  The tour started 30 minutes before the park officially opened, so we got to wander around for a bit without screaming, nagging, and all around annoying kids.

Magic Kingdom was the first park built at the resort, and first opened its doors October 1, 1971.  When the idea was generated and initial developments were beginning, the Disney brothers, Walt and Roy started buying up land in Florida.  At first, they bought the land for $180/acre.  Many "new companies" were started by the Disneys to hide land purchases.  However, one of the reporters for the Orlando Sentinel uncovered what was really going on, and broke the story.  Shortly after that, land prices shot up to $1800/acre. 

Along the shops on Main Street, some of the windows have names.  This is a tribute to all the people who helped make Disney World possible.  Its sort of like opening credits.

Frank Wells was a pivotal player in the success of Disney World.  Previously the vice chairman of Warner Bros., he was asked to run Walt Disney Company because of hostile takeover attempts.  An avid mountain climber, one of his goals was to climb the highest mountain on each of the 7 continents, hence the name Seven Summits.  The only that eluded him was Mt. Everest. 

The first store on Main Street is the Confectionery.  Right above the door are vents that pipe in wonderful smelling aromas to get people to come inside.  Sneaky sneaky!

Disney employees who work on a ride have the opportunity to put in personal touches.  Mark Davis worked on both The Pirates of the Caribbean ride, as well as Haunted Mansion.  An avid chess player, he has the pirates working on a chess game.  And with the Haunted Mansion, instead of gargoyles, chess pieces line the top of the mansion.

I've never been a fan of Pirates of the Caribbean ride.  Although, like all things Disney, there's a fanatical attention to detail, I think the ride is fairly boring.  But, during this ride, our guide notified us that the hair on the pirates is real.  Freaking real!!!  Disney can do this because inside the ride, they have the ability to control the humidity.

Character stop: Are you surprised?

The best part of the tour was when we got to see the Utilidor.  This is the tunnel system (Utility/Corridor) where employees and characters can travel.  It was built because Walt Disney did not want characters from one world to be walking through another.  This is why you'll never see, for example, a Frontierland cowboy walking through Tomorrowland.  Its not only characters, though.  Necessities such as trash and supplies for the restaurants and stores also travels via the Utilidor. 

The Utilidor layout is opposite of the Magic Kingdom layout; the visitor and main entrance to Magic Kingdom is actually the end of the Utilidor.  Although it looks like an underground tunnel system, the Utilidor is actually on ground level, and Magic Kingdom sits above it.  

Again, characters.

After leaving Toon Town, we Fast Passed the Winnie-the-Pooh ride and along with that ticket, we also got a Fast Pass to Mickey's PhilharMagic.  Although we didn't originally plan on watching it, I'm glad we did.  Once again, Disney's 3D shows are spectacular.  

Almost 50 years ago, Disney had the idea of making a movie that would be experienced in a totally different way.  It was supposed to incorporate all the senses.  So, for example, if you saw flowers on the screen, you'd smell flowers.  And if there was a water scene, the audience would feel mist.  The problem was was theaters back in the days were not keen on this.  Theater owners were unwilling to invest money to revamp a theater for one movie.  

This movie was Fantasia.  What the movie is is not what Disney had envisioned, and it is considered his biggest commercial failure.  44 years later, though, Mickey's PhilharMagic is what Disney had envisioned. Talk about forward thinking!

There seemed to be tons of parades that we somehow always missed.  On our last day, we finally caught one of them-the Move It! Shake It! Celebrate It! Street Party.  In front of Cinderella's Castle, we watched color floats pass us by with characters such as The Genie, Ariel and Eric, Cinderella, King Louie, and many more.  

After Magic Kingdom, we decided to make one last stop at EPCOT.  Thank goodness for our park hopper passes!  I've always wondered what was in the famous EPCOT golf ball looking structure.  Its a ride called Spaceship Earth.  When we first hopped into the car, we had no idea what to expect.  And then there was a steep incline, and I thought, "oh holy cow! Its going to be a fast ride like the Aerosmith ride or Space Mountain!"

Umm...not quite.  I should have figured that out by the fact that there was no safety bar or lap bar.  So its 16 minutes of traveling through time.  I give the ride credit, its pretty educational.  But J-Unit and I did not go to Disney World to learn anything.  And all through the ride I'm thinking, "Man-the ball is freakin iconic and inside is a boring ride?!?!  That's just not right."

Oh man...and then at the end it became "interactive" with questions.  Questions? What questions?  I can't remember, but all of a sudden it got interesting when we saw our pics.

Sadly, we had to go through the ride again once we figured out the picture we took in the beginning was going to be used later on. 

Vroom Vroom

Faces of the future

We watched IllumiNations, the 12 minute laser and fireworks show above the World Showcase Lagoon.